Are you Rental?

Arsh Singh Parmar • November 7, 2020

Hi! Do you suffer from a monthly condition of stressing about paying thousands of rupees for a temporary housing space? Are your rights subject to the mercy of your landlord’s fickle mood even after 73 years of independence? If your answer to these questions is yes then in fact my friend, you have completely gone rental.

You can actually observe certain symptoms of rental behavior in people all around you. They can often be seen living in places with someone else’s name at the door, asking their kids to lower their volume because Mr. XYZ will not like it or the absolute worst of them all have their houses inspected at random intervals for signs of ‘indecent’ behavior which actually can be absolutely anything from putting up posters of gods their landlord doesn’t worship to making food the smell of which their landlord doesn’t like. And now you are thinking, yes, you know so many people who exhibit just the same symptoms. Some friends, relatives, office colleagues, people you have overheard talking to someone else, so many people do actually face all of it every day. Maybe you yourself are one of them, caught up in the vicious circle of the rental hood, paying rent one month only so that you get to pay the same the next month without actually building anything for yourself for the future. Rentalhood is spreading so quickly these days you can see people battling its various stages from the false happiness of the first rent to the endless daily battles of conversations starting with ‘I am just sick of my landlord. How can someone…’. The problems may vary but the condition is always the same. With a vicious circle where people just look for one temporary accommodation after another, you just get further and further deep into the mental state of being till that becomes your entire life. How sad must it be…

Hey! You don’t need to look so worried. This is just the latest marketing campaign from HomeFirst Finance where we hope to bring some comical respite and loads of happiness as our country unlocks from the pandemic health measures. While we have told you the symptoms of this common illness which has gripped our entire nation, we are proud to announce that we also have its cure. Yes! With HomeFirst you can cure all your rental problems in just 48 hours!

We can help you regain your sense of respect, independence, and ownership with the simple medicine of easy and affordable Home Loans within just 48 hours. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have all the income proofs or if you are a small business owner. Within just 48 hours, not only will all your rental symptoms disappear, but you will also be able to leave behind a legacy, a strong protective roof over your family’s health. We will help you ensure that never again will anyone in your family have to stress about any monthly payment and your independence will be yours forever.

All you need to do is call +91-8880649911 and we will take it up from there. No long queues, no hidden charges, and complete respect. From the time you make that call you to start a new life with your head held high and a place with your name on the door. A place you can call home without a second thought. A place nobody can give orders to you or your loved ones. Because after all,